Awkward & Awesome Thursday!

This post is just kinda out there... which is exactly where I'm at today...

The Awkward

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• Forgetting what you wanted to write for your Awkward & Awesome post.
• Oh yah... I remember... 
• Running out of your happy meds.... it makes you very awkward to live with, upsets your stomach and can even cause you to miss work. 
• Falling asleep on the toilet. AGAIN! 

The Awesome

• Not that toilet - though it is kinda awesome actually... and pink. I love pink..
• Bryzzy imitating how his Bobblehead works.

Music For The Morning

Good morning Lovelies!!! 

I've got a very special song for you this morning - because it's What's YOUR Song link-up day over at Goodnight Moon. It's the newest single from my fav band of all time: 

3 Doors Down

They played this song live at the NHL All-Star Game this year. Here's the video of the performance:

I cannot even express in words how awesome it was to see my favorite band performing live during one of the most watched games of my favorite sport. I loved it. I was in heaven!


And...
Today is also Awkward and Awesome Thursday!!!



So let's share some laughs, shall we?



The Awkward:

The stomach turmoil that my new diet has put me in after just one day. I'll wait it out for a week or so - but if it continues I may have to rethink this.

Work: drama and craziness abound. What else is new?

Lentils. Honestly... They're strange things.

The Awesome:

MY BLOG IS GETTING A FACE LIFT!!! 

I'm so super excited! Lindsay over at Scenic Glory is doing the work - and she's awesome - so I can't wait to see how it all comes together! We've got some great ideas and the new design is going to be more of a reflection of who I am. So this is an exciting endeavor! Look for the unveiling to occur soon... 

Going on the radio tomorrow with the big guns. Mildly intimidating - but I don't care. 

I hope you all have a wonderful day - I'm going to crank up my iPod and rock out to some more 3 Doors Down!

It's That Time Again - My Awkward And Awesome Weekly Highlights

The Awkward:

Falling asleep on the toilet. 

Yes, I did it this morning - I regret to inform you...

I drank too much water right before I went to bed last night and I was jolted awake at 1:00 am with the over-whelming need to pee. So I stumbled to the bathroom - where I promptly sat down and fell back asleep. I've NEVER done that before. I slept there for 30 minutes with my head against the wall like the guy in the picture. DOH!

The Awesome:

Grapples!

They smell like grapes and look like apples. They taste like both. At first I thought this was some super hybrid fruit clone thingee of a grape and an apple. Tis not, I'm afraid. After further research, I learned that Grapples are actually just regular apples soaked in grape juice. Regardless - they are delicious! 

It was way more fun to think of them as super duper hybrid fruit clone thingees though.

Better Late Than Never: Awkward & Awesome Thursday!

Awwwwkwaaaaard....

-When you are attempting to walk past someone in an area with limited space & you both keep going in the same direction in an attempt to go around one another... This happened to me yesterday in Walgreens. So I say "haha you wanna dance?" and he doesn't find it in the least bit funny. Yep. Awkward.

-We had to throw a belligerent client out at work today. Why? We've been dealing with his verbally abusive behavior for weeks now - trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. He's now cussed out every member of the staff and each time he would immediately call back and say "I'm so sorry - I was out of line." Then he'd do it again the next time he came in or called to tell us how incompetent we all were. If this had happened once - perhaps we could get past it. Nope. He kept doing it. You can't verbally smack someone in the face repeatedly and then just try to say "I'm sorry" and take it back every time. How do you NOT get that this type of behavior is NOT ok??? The gall of some people is just astounding to me sometimes. It's hard and can be quite awkward to work with people who have NO concept of how to behave like a normal human being.

Awesome!

-This tweet from @jsportsnet on Twitter: "In ownership news indications that Glendale Bond deal should close imminently, which is primary hurdle... Hulsizer should close in 7-10 days". Why is that awesome? Go read more here.

-I made plans this week with my bestie to go out of town for a mini-vacay to see my niece for her birthday. Can't WAIT! <3

-Tarte LipSurgence Natural Lip Luster. mmmmhmmmmm. I'm in love.

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-The new donut shop that opened up less than a mile from my house. They have the best apple fritters EVER! (this may have to be removed from the awesome list soon - because I am already addicted to them. But for now? Awesome...)

-Last but not least - I'm going to go get my hair chopped off like this tomorrow. 

I. Can't. WAIT!

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Happy Thursday folks - and to get a head start: HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
I hope you all enjoy your weekend.

Awkward & Awesome

It's Askward & Awesome Thursday!

 (Almost. but I'm getting a head start)

The Awkward:

• I was so congested the other day that a snot bubble came out of my nose while I was talking to a client. ACK!
• The aforementioned client later hit on me. Major WTF moment there. You find snot bubbles attractive? K... maybe I'll fart, burp, scratch my ass and stick q-tips up my nose next. 

The Awesome:

• My income taxes have finally been completed and accepted by the IRS. Yusssssssssss. Now we play the waiting and obsessively checking my account for their direct deposit game.
• I bought a large box of pink writing pens for work. Now I can hold my signature color in my hand all day long. Its my perfect accessory.