Tuesday, May 10, 2011

What is that?

What is this?


Is that... a VEST?!?! 

Did someone actually think a VEST on a swimsuit would be a good idea? You know what I would look like in this swimsuit Ashley Stewart? I would look like a top heavy leopard - or maybe just like a fat chic who forgot to put on pants. Neither are acceptable attire for the beaches of Hawaii!

MAKE ME ANOTHER ONE!!! 

A little less vest, a little more cleavage this time. 

GO!


That is all. Carry on...

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13 comments:

  1. No way...just no way....but I'm sure someone will be wearing it this year! LOL

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  2. Well.......I like her Bangles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Hi Heather,
    Fun post. You made me laugh. I found you off of “I love my online friends Monday hop” from last week. I was hoping to play this week, but no party was thrown. I just became your newest follower. If you would like to return the favor I’m leaving a link to my blog below. I am looking for new friends to exchange comments with.
    Cheers,
    Shanae

    My Blog

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  4. hahahahaha - oh my word! Funny post!
    I hate swimsuit season. I know exactly the type of suit I want but no one makes anything like it. Why can't I find a tankini with a support bra built in, instead of that stupid flimsy material lining which does nothing but makes my boobs sad.

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  5. Absolutely not! I agree with your take!

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  6. Hilarious! You are finding some real doozies these days. What is wrong with people?

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  7. @Theresa I KNOW!!! Killin' me people...

    @KY ahhhh my KY, always finding the good in things. Tis why I <3 you!!!

    @Shanae welcome! Thanks for stopping by and saying hello!

    @Debbie meee toooooo!!! I swear they don't make swimsuits for real people...

    @productjunkiemama it's unacceptable! LOL

    @Dwija apparently I attract horrid fashion sense...?

    @pegasus welcome! thanks for the follow!

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  8. *lol* You know I kind of always wondered how designers get new ideas... I mean I'm pretty sure at some stage you reach the point when every combination of clothing has been "invented". And yet - this. Just when you think it can't get worse, they put a vest on a swimsuit. Looks weird, but is also very impractical when you actually want to go for a swim...

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  9. I like the bangles too. Can you imagine what kind of tan lines she'd have? Might as well go for a "farmers" tan...LOL

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  10. hmmmm..... Don't know how I feel about this. On the one hand, extra coverage in a bathing suit is always a good thing - but on the other hand, Really?? Something else to try to keep from bunching up between my chests and my stomach??

    Thanks so much for joining the Tuesday Train - hope to see you there again real soon!

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  11. Hilarious! I imagine the vest would get hot as well!

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  12. I can't even see myself in a suit right now with or without the vest, but I think I would go without the vest. :)

    PS Now following GFC! Awesome meeting you through the Tuesdays Gone Blog Hop! :)

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