{plus size} fashion friday - fashion FAIL.

NO Monif C this is NOT acceptable.

Just because I'm fat doesn't mean I'm going to wear a two piece (if you could call it that) bathing suit with granny panties. NO! STOP IT! Just fill in that little gap of material and maybe we'll talk... 

What is that?

What is this?

Is that... a VEST?!?! 
Did someone actually think a VEST on a swimsuit would be a good idea? You know what I would look like in this swimsuit Ashley Stewart? I would look like a top heavy leopard - or maybe just like a fat chic who forgot to put on pants. Neither are acceptable attire for the beaches of Hawaii!
MAKE ME ANOTHER ONE!!! 
A little less vest, a little more cleavage this time. 
GO!

That is all. Carry on...