Joss & Main - You TEASE!

Did anyone else get this Joss & Main email this morning?

I click it and what do my wandering eyes behold?

Then you go to their website and that table isn't even in the collection they're selling.
Bastards. 
And yes, I signed up for the Joss & Main emails. I totally feel for it. They enticed me with their super secret members only, by invitation crap. Brilliant marketing strategy! 
But if those are deals... then my name's Debbie. 
And it ain't. 
Joss & Main -  I think we  should see other people... This just isn't working out for me.