Fawk This!

It's been a helluva a week - I've got some things that need to be fawked...

• Allergies. For the past week they've been giving me hell. From pollen to wheat to milk. Fawk you all!
• This headache that has now been present for 2 days. FAWK YOU!!! Leave me alone!
• The disaster area that is my house - and the next 2 days it's going to take me to clean it up. That is - if I can ever get the swelling to go down in my foot and am able to stand like... AT ALL...
• And this. Fawk this: 

That's my foot. I dropped my bed on it last night (don't ask...) It may be broken... I don't know. 
Now my head AND my foot are killing me.
I need a hole to crawl into. Someone make this all go away when I come out... 

T.G.I.F. People!!!

Happy Hopping! ;)

Update: 9:00am 

You know what else today is?!?!?!?!?!

That's right! It's Fawk You Friday over at Boobies, Babies, & A Blog which I thought it would be fun (and therapeutic actually) to participate in today. I just recently started following her blog and find it greatly amusing - I definitely recommend checking it out. It's a good time....

So here's my Fawk You for Fawk You Friday:

I work for a private company in the field of drug addiction - but we get some of our funding from the state for those who are on welfare and can't afford to pay for their own treatment. So their treatment - (ie my services) - are paid for in full by the state. 

I had a client come into my office just a few moments ago upset with me because of a treatment decision that had been made due to his inability to follow program guidelines. Guidelines of which he agreed to when signing his paperwork and entering into treatment. Do you know what he had the audacity to say to me? "You can't do this! I pay your salary, you HAVE to do what I say!" 

HA HA!

Ahem.... Excuse me Mr. Jobless (but able to work & just don't want to) Welfare Recipient...? I think you've got that twisted. I'm the one who sits in this chair earning a salary and paying my taxes. I pay for YOUR treatment - therefore I pay my own salary - if you want to get all technical about it. 

So FAWK YOU Mr. Abuse The System Man. Fawk You AND that expensive and nicer than mine car you just drove here in. You just said the wrongggggg thing buddy. You thought it was bad before? You just made it sooooo much worse.... 

:)

xoxo HM